She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Alive.
So much puke
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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