just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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