this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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