how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
NoShamevember. You game?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
