What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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