Your dad touched me again.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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