Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm too high and old for this...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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