Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I am available for nakedness
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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