Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Randomize
