I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
They took my balls.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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