im holly from the hills drunk
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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