I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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