This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
