i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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