Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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