69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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