so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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