So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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