I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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