You're completely useless in the revolution.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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