im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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