real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
