thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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