I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
