i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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