the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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