She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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