it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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