Pants 0. Shit 1.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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