I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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