Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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