covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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