I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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