I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
