so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just puked most of my soul out..
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