do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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