Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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