I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Pooping to opera.
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