Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my shit smells like andre
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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