Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book