Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

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(727): View more from Florida

If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"

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(954): View more from Florida

First date: that requires underwear, huh?

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(716): View more from New York

Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car

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(707): View more from California

And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa

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(905): View more from Ontario

Drinking loves me for WHO I am

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.

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