when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't think brook has ever known best
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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