Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.