he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
How's your threesome situation going?
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.