I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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