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  I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.

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• (562): View more from California

  I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do

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• (323): View more from California

  Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.

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• (415): View more from California

  Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?

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