a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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