I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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