One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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