Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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