pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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