i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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