I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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