I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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