The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Congratulations! We have a period
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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