so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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