walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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