Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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