Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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