Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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